Tuesday, August 28, 2007

Affiliation Wow Mali!

There were a lot of things about the affiliation that we're never gonna forget. Here are lists of some of the events that made our affiliation damn colorful. Some of the things written in this page may bring unpleasant memories to some. But still it was included because it happened and would help us look back and see how much we've grown.

The Mysteries

1. Ang Ketchup Sa Sapatos ni Grace

- Until now we still don't know real the culprit of this twisted childish act that created so much fuzz in our school even before we got back! Come on! You have to admit that the whoever planned this wicked act has executed it well. Until now all we have are suspicions....nothing else. As far as I'm concerned, this is the most unforgettable event that took place inside our dorm.

2. The Nawawalang Perlas ni Mrs. Manzanillo

- Yes! Eto, medyo mas obvious to. Definitely it was an inside job! I am not gonna pint point or name drop....nope! But I know that your suspect is same as mine. Some were insisting that Mrs. Manzanillo did not have any pearl ring during the affiliation. Well, tell you what.......meron po. Just take a look at the group pic taken at Phil Ortho. The ring is quite visible on her finger there.

3. Ang Pera ng Madre

- When Kate got back from her duty. She found out that her cabinet was already open and her money was no longer there. Apparently some klepto got in first and took the cash. Pati si madre di pinatawad! Parurusahan ka tlaga ni LORD!

4. Ang Yosi sa Mug

- There was this mug with a yosi inside, that was left on the table at the receiving area. And what does the dorm rule say? No smoking! This made Mrs. Mazanillo really furious. Tatlo lang nman yung naiwan dun nung madaling araw. Sino kaya yung tatlong yon?! hehe! Lahat pa naman yung tatlo sugapa sa pag yoyosi! Pero isa lang ang salarin. All I now is that isa sa tatlo ay clean living na nowadays.

5. Ang Nawawalang Jollibee ni France


- We were about to go home to Bicol that day and we were just waiting for the van to fetch us at the dorm. Marie France had these plastic bag of her fave treats from Jollibee that she just bought minutes before our service arrived. Unfortunately when she was about to get inside the car, wala na yung tinake out niya! Ang tanong!!! May kumuha ba, kumain o may nagtapon? hehehe!


The Feuds

1. " Sa Van.....Sa Kia! "

- Dalawa lang ang service natin nung affiliation and only one was comfortable enough. The van is nice to look at, the seats are quite comfie and most of all its aircon is well functioning. While the Kia was quite the opposite! Since the van cannot accomodate us all, the other half of the class had no other option but to use the Kia. Unfortunately sa dating group natin,considering its number, hindi maiiwasan ang lamangan.Everyone wants comfort right? That's why it's also understandable. But the thing is we all paid the same fee and we're all mature people there. We could have shared without being scolded.......we could have acted maturely. Shame on us.

2. Ang Palanggana ni Sanchi

- Sino ba ang makakalimot sa pagtangis ni Sanchi? Ang kanyang pag hahagulhol h
abang nakikibaka hawak ang isang tinidor na handang itusok sa kalabang si Joven na pilit kinukuha at dinudungisan ang kanyang karapatan sa kanyang..................... PALANGGANA!!! Sus ginoo! Magsisipag laba na lang may fight scene pa!

3. Ang Pinto

- Who could ever forget the scene when I got berserk when Joven shut the door in a provocative manner while Mrs. Manzanillo and the rest were just there witnessing the outrage? When Dolly was on the verge of being furious because of her roommates? Or when Marie France and Kareen were yelling at each others face? We know a lot of defense mechanisms. But what was the most utilized defense mechanism inside our dorm when we got into each others nerves? Displacement! At walang ibang napapagbalingan kundi ang kawawang mga pinto.

4. Ang Sagutan sa Kia

- Have you ever seen Grace expressing her anger at someone? I had to admit I was a little surprised when Grace answered back at Joanne who got so pissed off because Grace and her roommates were late.

5. Ang Sampayan

- During the affiliation, most of us in the dorm preffered to wash their own clothes. Unfortunately, kulang ang sampayan sa mga kwarto. So kanya kanya ng diskarte kung pano matutuyo ang kani kanilang damit sa sampayan. I thought of something that would dry our clothes faster. Yung electricfan sa sala dinadala ko sa sampayan namin at dun ko pinaaandar. Others saw it, then gaya gaya na at yung extra electric fan sa sala ay pinag aagawan na! But there were others who's "diskarte" isn't acceptable. Yung damit ng iba sa sampayan ay pinagtatabi ng sobra though they're still wet to make room for their clothes. Tsk! Tsk!


The Bloopers


KITI - KITI

- It took approximately twelve hours for us to get to our first destination during our affiliation.......the Tanchuling dorm! To my surprise when I first saw it! My initial reaction was like.........This isn't a dormitory! And I don't wanna live in a construction site! But as soon as everyone got out of the car. We all rushed to get inside the dorm to be able to get the room of our choice. Then we gave our tired extremities some stretch and our complaining stomachs some food to digest. Then I drank the cold water from my mug which I got from the water dispenser outside our room, to sooth my nanunuyong lalamunan. Kulang pa sabi ko sa sarili! So I went out to get some more. Ang haba pa ng pila I remember. Sarap na sarap ang lahat sa tubig. Then suddenly someone freaked out ( Si Prim ata. )! Why? Because it's not just water that we drank kungdi may Vitamin K pa! May mga sumasayaw sayaw na mga kiti-kiti sa tubig! @#$@**!!! And there was no way I could have seen them bago ko uminom.....itim yung mug ko eh! Yung mga kiti-kiti parang ang sasaya pa nila...... as if bumibelat sa amin! Wala na ibang nagawa ang mga uminon kundi pagmasdan ang mga umiindak n baby lamoks........... Graceful sila in fairness! @#$**!!!



JOEMERS DIVE

- We all know that Jomz is quite cocky chickboy. He always aims to get the girls attention. But I never thought that he would go as far as doing a stunt in front of the entire student body at NCMH. Sa sobrang papapacute kasi, talagang di inalis ang shades kahit nasa may lilim naman yung sasakyan. Jomz was feeling his celebrity get up when he slowly went out the car. Ok na sana eh! Kaso natisod sa mga bag pag baba. Ayun, plakda sa labas ng Kia! But atleast he was able to get all the girls attention right? I wonder kung ilang colleges yun? Go tol Jomz! Hehehe!



THE EXTREMIST

- It happened during our tour at Tagaytay. Pagdating natin, tumambay muna tau sa isang lugar.Nang na bore ang barrax boyz dahil sa sobrang tagal, naisipan nilang mag-bike muna, kya lng dahil sa mahal yung parenta sa mga bike at dahil sa mga kuripot ang mga loko, kinuha na lang nila yung bike nung wala na yung bantay. Si John ang kumuha at sumakay, sunod c Jed at ang gwapong c Jhoemz hehehe! Kaya lang inagaw ni Bha. Nag bike siya hanggang sa may nadaanang bangin. Pinalipad nya ung bike sa ere. Kaya lang nauna ung katawan nya bago ung bike..hehe...pabalik ni Bha sa amin, dala dala na lang nya yung bike at ang dumi ng damit nya.... pinag-tatawanan pa cya nung mga loko..hahaha...nice Bha! .........( Added by Joemer Mora )


ANG INTERVIEW NI SANCHI

- Actually the story is the opposite of the title. When we were in NCMH we were told that we are gonna be assigned in the forensics pavilion. So we were quite aware that patients there commited crimes like murder or homicide even before we met them. So imagine Sanchi's horor during our one on one interview with the patients. We were the one who's suppose to ask questions. But on Ryan Raneses's case, it's the other way around. Since pinagpapawisan na si Sanchi at di makapagsalita ng ilang minuto..............yung bored na baliw ang nag interview sa kanya.


YOSI TIME SA ROBINSONS

- I told the guys that if they want to go malling, mas maigi sa Robinsons coz puwedeng mag yosi inside the mall mismo. So we went to Robinsons, bought a pack of yosi and started smoking there. Ang yayabang pa namin don coz Benson Hedges ang hinihithit. But there was something I noticed while walking inside the mall. Wala na yung mga ashtray sa mga gilid and it's like we're the only people smoking there! Nakalimutan ko five years na pala akong di tumitira sa Manila at marami nang nagbago. We were lucky the guards did not caught us. If not napagmulta sana kami! La pnaman kaming pera para dun. Kaya ayun, we ended up smoking at the malls parking lot.


ANG AMOY NG ROOM THREE ( Barrax )

- At sino ba ang makakalimot sa amoy ng room 3?! Ang dadaan ay nakikiusap pang isara ang pinto bago sila dumaan! Matindi pa kasi ang amoy sa kuwarto ng isang na amputate na diabetic patient.


NANG MA INLOVE SI BOGART

- At bakit, sino ba ang hindi natawa sa matatalinhagang pagpapahayag ng mala makata na tsuper na si Bogart, ng kanyang pag ibig sa kanyang sinisinta at iniirog na si France? Ehek! Nahawa tuloy ako!


ANG PAGKAWALA NI JED

- I'll make this story short.Si Jed nagpaalam na matutulog sa kamag anak at babalik kinabukasan bago ang duty. Yung uniform na pinalantsa pa ni Kaye(hmmmm!) ay nakahanda na, kaso si Jed yung hindi pa. Walang Jed na dumating! Yun pala nagkandawala wala na at kung saan saan na napunta! Buti nga at nakauwi pa eh. Si mam? Kulang na lang himatayin sa nerbiyos!


ANG KATOK SA BINTANA


- One of my roommates went night out.......alone! It was already early morning when he got back. He had fun that's for sure. But there was something he forgot to consider before going out. Sino ba ang magbubukas ng pinto para sa kanya? He perfectly knows na parang patay talaga matulog ang isa naming kasama, yung isa ay wala din sa dorm.
This person and I had a feud. He knew that he cannot rely on me. When he got back. He started to call the name of my other roommate. I just ignored the noise he was making. After all, di ako ang tinatawag. Kaso ng hindi talaga nagigising yung tinatawag niya. Napansin ko palapit ng palapit ata sa may bintana ko ang mga katok niya, kahit ibang pangalan ang tinatawag niya. Parang iba na yata ang balak niyang gisingin hehe! So I got up, opened the door and let him in. Naawa na rin kasi ako. Medyo matagal na kasi sa labas hehehe! Pero wala akong narinig na salamat.


WHAT IS HEMOGLOBIN?

- We were waiting for the van outside Phil Ortho when an english speaking baliw approached Primrose and asked her the question "what is hemoglobin?". Prim didnt manage to answer right away. Bagay na ikinagalit ng mamang baliw. Of course,Prim got really scared and gave an answer. But unfortunately her definition of hemoglobin was not good enough for the crazy guy. Lalong nagalit yung baliw! Si Prim mukhang naiihi na. Hehe!


ANG HALIK NI PRIMA

- We met Prima during our tour at Tahanang Walang Hagdan. Lang hiya ang baklang yun! Lumpo na nga manyakis pa! Halikan ba naman ko sa may dib dib in front of mam Russel. Ayaw talaga pati bumitaw sakin! @#%#$*!!!! Nag iwan pa ng kissmark sa tshirt kong plain white. Buti na lang may inabot sakin si grace na alcohol pag dating sa sasakyan at pinagtulungan naming alisin sa t-shirt ko yung lipstick.


UNFORGETTABLE LINES

- Pumunta kami ng Malate one night at isinama pa ni Rhenbert ang ate niya as tour guide namin dahil gusto mag disco ng bugays. May lumapit samin na lalaki na nabibigay ng flyers. Niyaya kami sa isang cool na lugar na may disco at banda. Sinabi niya samin ang entrance fee sa bar at nagtanong kung gusto na namin ung lugar. Ang sagot ni madre..........." KULANG MAN SAN, PERA NAMIN " Wehehehe! Nag tag-col (bicol-tagalog), nabisto ang pagka promdi namin! Inuuragan ang damdamin ko sa kahihiyan!!!! Sus ginoo nasa Malate pa naman!

- "Sain ka nagpa laundry ta mahahamuton ang mga bado"? "Dyan sa Blue Baby"
( What?!!! Bka Baby Blue Laundry shop )

- Pagbalik namin sa dorm after duty, nagmamadali si Sanchi na makapasok sa dorm kaso naka lock ang pinto. Timing naman ang paghulog ng mga pulbos ng simento mula sa construction sa taas. Nagtaray si Sanchi, sabay duro at sigaw sa mga nagsisimento sa taas " Oi!!! Trabador!!! "

BY: FRANCIS


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